'SNL': Bill Murray, Fred Armisen Bring Fire & Fury As Bannon & Wolff

Cast member Leslie Jones played Oprah in both cold open and Weekend Update

In the first "Saturday Night Live" of 2018, Fred Armisen played author Michael Wolff in the show's cold open and shut down his critics in a faux interview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe". He chose to share a story about 'Baby Races.

Former cast member, host, and all-around amusing guy Bill Murray returned to SNL last night to portray the polarizing political figure Steve Bannon, and it was something that needs to be seen to be believed. When asked what he was a working on, he said he has an upcoming web series for Crackle called "Cucks in the Car Getting Coffee", a line of "wrinkled barn jackets" and a springtime skincare line called "Blotch". "Someone would put a bowl of Goldfish crackers on the other side of the room, and Trump would say, 'A thousand dollars on the black one'". But I'm different than Donald Trump because I'm actually a billionaire.

Asked about the accuracy of the book, he replied: 'You read it, right? In addition to asking everyone to essentially turn a blind eye to any factual inconsistencies that might be discovered in the pages, he also revealed that one unreported item of juice is Trump's fascination with baby racing. which is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

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"The Bannon dynasty is dawning", he said. "You liked it? You had fun?", asked Armisen's Wolff. He went on to say he was already auditioning prosective candidates, like Logan Paul, Martin Shkreli, and "Jared Fogle, he's back". "You took the biggest longshot in history and you got him elected president and you unleashed this monster of biblical proportions upon the universe".

"I never said Don Jr. was treasonous", he said. So who knows? I mean, there's only one job in the world more powerful than being president: being Oprah. "Even the stuff that's not true was true".

The sketch comedy show has made hay out of Donald Trump's many foibles since his election.

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